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Thursday, April 16, 2009

Swingin' Those Dicks

I've now seen Elizabeth Warren three times on TV, and I'm seeing her name more and more in the press. In the back of my mind, I knew that this was not happening by accident. But on Jon Stewart's April 15th Daily Show, she made her intentions very clear. She is going to tell her story, expose the utter stupidity of TARP and other current financial fiascos, until she gets heard.

So, while the big ex-Goldman Sachs boys are swingin' their dicks over at Treasury, helping out their old banking, investment and insurance pals, she's making the media rounds telling anybody who will listen that these boys are just, well, swingin' their dicks... with no transparency, no accountability, and a shitload, I imagine, of Viagra. I bet they're cooking up strategies about how to be deadbeat dad's too, because after all, it's the American tax payers who have to go through all the pain while they push this stillborn bloody baby of an economy out the door, while the guys who planted the seed are spending all the taxpayers' money in the bar and laughing about how good that pussy was, after all. Ha ha!

That little Warren girl, with the brain full of numbers, the elocution of a librarian and eye glasses to match, is trying really hard to get a message to the big dicks: abstinence wouldn't hurt, you guys, but birth control is the way to go.

Sorry about the dicks n' pussy metaphors. I just couldn't help myself.

Everything Elizabeth Warren says on the Daily Show is worth listening to, especially her incredibly clear explanation of the causes of the boom and bust cycles in American history. (Video is below. If you receive this in an email, please click through to my blog to view the video.)

Part I:

The Daily Show With Jon StewartM - Th 11p / 10c
Elizabeth Warren Pt. 1
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Part II:

The Daily Show With Jon StewartM - Th 11p / 10c
Elizabeth Warren Pt. 2
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Daily Show
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Economic CrisisPolitical Humor

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